Spooky is a Nagging Wii (The Diet, Day 98)

“It’s Halloween,” the Wii said to mii. “Have you been eating candy?” I refused to answer. Of course I’ve been eating candy. “You’ve gained 1.5 pounds since yesterday,” the Wii said. “Do you know why?” Fortunately, the Wii has no human feelings of outrage at having its controller thrown in its face. Of course, I […]