Me: My head hurts and my back hurts and my eyes are itchy and runny and it is raining outside. I don’t want to go to work today.<\/p>\n
Me: You’ve gotta go to work.<\/p>\n
Me: But I don’t want to.<\/p>\n
Me: If you go to work today, I’ll let you stay up past your bedtime tonight to watch Jon Stewart.<\/p>\n
Me: I can watch Jon Stewart online tomorrow.<\/p>\n
Me: If you go to work today, I’ll let you stop for sushi on your way home for a treat.<\/p>\n
Me: I could go back to bed for a few hours, take a half a day off and go do some work this afternoon. Then I would still deserve a treat.<\/p>\n
Me: No, you wouldn’t, you dufus.<\/p>\n
Me: Would too.<\/p>\n
Me: You can’t go back to bed anyway. You have a morning appointment with a student.<\/p>\n
Me: Oh.<\/p>\n
Me: You don’t want to not be there when the student shows up. That’s very annoying.<\/p>\n
Me: I could email him. It would be okay.<\/p>\n
Me: Quit arguing about this and pick up your keys.<\/p>\n
Me: Well, if I have to…<\/p>\n
Two hours later<\/em><\/p>\n Me: I guess that student is not ever showing up, huh?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Me: My head hurts and my back hurts and my<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[41],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-946","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-managing-me"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/946","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=946"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/946\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=946"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=946"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=946"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}