{"id":903,"date":"2010-10-12T17:04:45","date_gmt":"2010-10-13T00:04:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/?p=903"},"modified":"2010-10-12T17:04:45","modified_gmt":"2010-10-13T00:04:45","slug":"contentment-diary-10122010","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/?p=903","title":{"rendered":"Contentment Diary: 10\/12\/2010"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Woe is me, I thought when I sat down and asked myself what I wanted to write about on my blog today.  But how to label that, I wondered, and of course the only real answer is as a contentment diary.  If I say &#8220;lol&#8221; here, will you read this as irony or sarcasm?  Have you actually ever said &#8220;lol&#8221;?  I have. A few times in my life I have caught myself saying lol out loud.  If you have to say lol rather than actually laughing out loud, there&#8217;s a good chance the joke wasn&#8217;t really all that funny, though.  lol.<\/p>\n<p>I got a rejection notice from CCCC (Conference on College Composition and Communication) today.  You win some; you lose some.  It&#8217;s frustrating, but not so terrible considering I got acceptances from NCTE (National Council of Teachers of English) and MLA (Modern Language Association) this year.<\/p>\n<p>I actually can&#8217;t afford to go to any of these conferences.  I&#8217;m going to have to sell my shoes on eBay and sleep on the floor of someone else&#8217;s hotel room to go at all, I think.  It helps to be rejected from somewhere so as to tell me where to pool my resources.  But I would have liked to have gone to CCCC, and I got the rejection from them in the midst of one thing and another falling apart at work today.<\/p>\n<p>lol.<\/p>\n<p>It was one of those moments when I could only say, &#8220;That&#8217;s nice.  That&#8217;s real nice,&#8221; which is what all Southern women say when they are trying not to say a bad word.<\/p>\n<p>lol.<\/p>\n<p>So anyhow, in honor of my rejection I thought I&#8217;d share with you and my own sense of generalized contentment, mal or otherwise, this David Letterman clip about rejected products.<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"480\" height=\"385\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/ryTnUijXW0Q?fs=1&#038;hl=en_US\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/ryTnUijXW0Q?fs=1&#038;hl=en_US\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"480\" height=\"385\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>lol.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Woe is me, I thought when I sat down and<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-903","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-contentment-diary"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/903","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=903"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/903\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=903"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=903"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=903"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}