{"id":576,"date":"2010-07-13T19:42:21","date_gmt":"2010-07-14T02:42:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/?p=576"},"modified":"2010-07-13T19:42:21","modified_gmt":"2010-07-14T02:42:21","slug":"tuesday-the-13th","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/?p=576","title":{"rendered":"Tuesday the 13th"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Not much to report today.  I&#8217;ve been going through boxes, trying to trim down my collections of old junk.  It was a failed effort for the most part.<\/p>\n<p>It was part of a larger failed plan.  You see, I have this urge to put together a new manuscript of poems to send out for some of the fall contests, but I don&#8217;t have enough poems and don&#8217;t have time to write enough.  Or&#8230;I do have enough poems, but I don&#8217;t have enough in any single collection.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not sure who made the rule, but after the first book, you have to think like that.  You can&#8217;t push random samplings of your work out there for the rest of your life.  You have to start organizing them into collections that make some sort of sense as collections.<\/p>\n<p>Currently, I have three different new collections started, but I don&#8217;t have enough in any one collection to constitute a book length manuscript.  That&#8217;s why I got this idea that I&#8217;d double up on housework and writing by culling poetic material from old notebooks.<\/p>\n<p>Fail.<\/p>\n<p>My old notebooks are full of crap.  I hope never to have to admit to writing any of that stuff.  No poems to be stolen from myself there.<\/p>\n<p>I did, however, read a random journal entry that made me laugh.<\/p>\n<p>My friend Shelley and I once spent 15 minutes waiting on the wrong side of the road for the bus because we couldn&#8217;t figure out which side it would be driving on.  This was a rip roaring hilarious experience for us according to the one existing account.<\/p>\n<p>I assume it happened in England where buses do pick you up on the other side of the road, but I won&#8217;t rule out the possibility that it may have happened in Oklahoma where Shelley and I both lived at the time.  I&#8217;ve done stranger things than that right here in Mississippi.<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile I&#8217;m resigning myself to the fact that I&#8217;m not going to write 30 pages worth of new poetry in the next few weeks.  But that&#8217;s okay, I still have a house to clean and an embarrassingly non-literary novel to blog.<\/p>\n<p>Look for Chapter 2 on Friday.  I even wrote that on my calendar:  &#8220;Blog Chapter 2.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>In which case, I better quit messing around with arranging poems and get busy working on some fluff fiction.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not much to report today. I&#8217;ve been going through boxes,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-576","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-all-about-me"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/576","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=576"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/576\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=576"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=576"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=576"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}