{"id":533,"date":"2010-06-24T19:56:39","date_gmt":"2010-06-25T02:56:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/?p=533"},"modified":"2010-06-24T19:56:39","modified_gmt":"2010-06-25T02:56:39","slug":"but-not-for-want-of-blueberries","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/?p=533","title":{"rendered":"But not for want of blueberries"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday, I was very upset about the loss of yet another blueberry bush by way of weed eater.  I&#8217;m still upset.  It&#8217;s difficult to explain why when my sister and I picked three gallons of blueberries today, and my friend and I picked two gallons yesterday.  There are blueberries to be had in this life.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s not the point.  It was never the point.  I want to grow my own in my own yard.  I want the plants I put in the ground to survive.  I&#8217;m still disgruntled over the fact that they are not surviving.<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, I&#8217;m trying to figure out what to do with two gallons of blueberries, which is what I currently have in my refrigerator.  I&#8217;ll freeze some.  I love to have blueberries to put in my oatmeal all through the year.  I&#8217;ll eat even more.  I can eat about a gallon of blueberries a week in the summer all on my own.  The only real essentials of a summer diet in Mississippi are tomato sandwiches and fresh blueberries.<\/p>\n<p>By my estimates, in order to keep eating at the rate I&#8217;m going and to also have some to freeze, I need to pick another gallon by about Tuesday.  I hear my brother has a friend who has dozens of bushes.  Also, I&#8217;ve been given a bush that lives in someone else&#8217;s yard to console me over the loss of my own.  I don&#8217;t think I will want for places to pick.<\/p>\n<p>And gladly will I pick.<\/p>\n<p>But then I have to also figure out what to do with them.  I&#8217;ve been eating them with cereal and with ice cream.  I&#8217;ve been filling up plastic cups with blueberries and eating them straight.  I&#8217;ve been eating them in pies baked by my mother.  No, of course I haven&#8217;t made the pies myself.  If we took a family vote, I think I&#8217;d probably tie with my brother Keith as the Gerald least likely to bake a blueberry pie this week.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not looking for pie recipes. My mother&#8217;s pies are excellent.  I have no need to make my own.<\/p>\n<p>I might be looking for other ideas, though, and that is what has led me to allrecipies.com and the <a href=\"http:\/\/allrecipes.com\/\/Recipe\/blueberry-walnut-salad\/Detail.aspx\">Blueberry Walnut Salad<\/a>.  It sounds delicious, and it only has five simple ingredients.  I only need to acquire four of those five ingredients in order to make it.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m halfway there.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday, I was very upset about the loss of yet<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[36],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-533","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gardening"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/533","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=533"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/533\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=533"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=533"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=533"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}