{"id":486,"date":"2010-05-29T17:58:28","date_gmt":"2010-05-30T00:58:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/?p=486"},"modified":"2010-05-29T17:58:28","modified_gmt":"2010-05-30T00:58:28","slug":"rules-regarding-food-and-similar-substances","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/?p=486","title":{"rendered":"Rules, Regarding Food and Similar Substances"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I said I was going to blog my way through Michael Pollan&#8217;s Food Rules this summer, and so far I have only written about Rule #1:  &#8220;Eat food.&#8221;  This is because I haven&#8217;t mastered Rule 1 yet.  I figure I should have some success with the first step before taking the second.<\/p>\n<p>Eat food, he says, not processed substances.  I thought that sounded like a fine idea.  I gave myself one task.  Quit Diet Cokes.  I failed.<\/p>\n<p>I did give them up for about four days.  I was at home mostly during those days.  I had a pitcher of tea in the refrigerator.  I was fine.  I didn&#8217;t miss the Diet Cokes at all.<\/p>\n<p>Then I had to leave town for a meeting where I got thirsty on the drive and thirsty in the meeting.  I caved to the call of the Diet Coke.  Of course I did.<\/p>\n<p>I thought I might easily get back on track to drink tea instead when I came home, but I&#8217;ve barely been home, and when I did come home it was to stressful circumstances.  Circumstances happen.  They aren&#8217;t really an excuse.  If I&#8217;ve made promises, even to no one in particular, I ought to keep them regardless.<\/p>\n<p>Yeah, yeah, yeah.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve decided not to bother beating myself up with that lousy line of logic.  If I consider the whole array of substances I might have turned to in times of stress, Diet Coke is not so bad.  Drink up, I say, and enjoy.<\/p>\n<p>But try again to follow at least one rule tomorrow.  Sometimes that&#8217;s just the best you can do.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I said I was going to blog my way through<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[53],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-486","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-food-rules"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/486","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=486"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/486\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=486"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=486"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=486"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}