{"id":2308,"date":"2020-03-07T18:56:15","date_gmt":"2020-03-08T00:56:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/?p=2308"},"modified":"2020-03-07T18:56:15","modified_gmt":"2020-03-08T00:56:15","slug":"pain-diary-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/?p=2308","title":{"rendered":"Pain Diary #4"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">on keeping your hands to yourself<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Don&#8217;t shake hands during <br>an epidemic, we are told,<br>and I am begging you <br>not to ever shake my hand.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Like so many things<br>forced with the best <br>of intentions on those <br>who cannot say no,<br>handshakes nearly always hurt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I need a good dose <br>of oxytocin, the hug hormone,<br>as much as anyone,<br>but I&#8217;m going to have to<br>ask you to be mindful<br>of my shoulders as well.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I love you,<br>but keep your distance.<br>There&#8217;s an epidemic.<br>I&#8217;m immune-suppressed<br>and highly sensitive.<br>You just don&#8217;t know<br>how dangerous you are. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>on keeping your hands to yourself Don&#8217;t shake hands during<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[47,114],"tags":[120,112,113],"class_list":["post-2308","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry","category-wellness-journey","tag-pain-diary","tag-ra","tag-rheumatoid-arthritis"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2308","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2308"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2308\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2308"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2308"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2308"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}