{"id":15,"date":"2009-05-20T12:31:06","date_gmt":"2009-05-20T19:31:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/?p=15"},"modified":"2009-05-20T12:31:06","modified_gmt":"2009-05-20T19:31:06","slug":"from-the-haphazard-kitchen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/?p=15","title":{"rendered":"From the Haphazard Kitchen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s summer. \u00c2\u00a0That means I&#8217;m supposed to surface from the vast ocean of mental activities I&#8217;ve been nearly drowning in for months and actually notice the world around me. \u00c2\u00a0It means I&#8217;m supposed to start caring about my health again, start cooking instead of poking things at random in the microwave.<\/p>\n<p>This may require baby steps, but I&#8217;m taking the first step today. \u00c2\u00a0I have some sort of lazy pasta thing in the oven. \u00c2\u00a0You too can make lazy pasta.<\/p>\n<p>1. \u00c2\u00a0Cook some noodles. \u00c2\u00a0I dropped some angel hair pasta in boiling water and left it until I guessed it might be tender enough.<\/p>\n<p>2. In a big bowl, dump a big carton of ricotta cheese. \u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>3. Take a couple of containers of pesto sauce, ready made of course, and dump them in with the cheese. \u00c2\u00a0Mix until it looks green and glumpy enough to suit.<\/p>\n<p>4. Mix your cooked noodles in.<\/p>\n<p>5. Dump the glump of cheese, noodles and pesto in a casserole dish.<\/p>\n<p>6. \u00c2\u00a0Top with marinara and mozzarella cheese. \u00c2\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>7. \u00c2\u00a0Stick in the oven and leave until it gets all bubbly.<\/p>\n<p>Mine is in the oven now. \u00c2\u00a0Wish me luck with it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s summer. \u00c2\u00a0That means I&#8217;m supposed to surface from the<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[55],"class_list":["post-15","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cooking","tag-lazy-pasta"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=15"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/15\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=15"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=15"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=15"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}