{"id":1073,"date":"2010-11-17T05:51:55","date_gmt":"2010-11-17T12:51:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/?p=1073"},"modified":"2010-11-17T05:51:55","modified_gmt":"2010-11-17T12:51:55","slug":"salad-days-the-diet-day-115","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/?p=1073","title":{"rendered":"Salad Days (The Diet, Day 115)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My diet and I are on a break from each other, but I&#8217;m still counting days so as to cling to the illusion that we haven&#8217;t actually broken up.  Rocky times ahead.  The holidays are always stressful on relationships.  Another big tension-builder is traveling.  No doubt I&#8217;m about to prove traveling is unnerving.  I&#8217;ll be the person sitting next to you on the plane, getting on your nerves.<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile, I&#8217;m trying to think up ways to avoid cheating beyond redemption on The Diet.  The only real answer I can come up with is to order salad everywhere.  Probably I&#8217;ll order some salad to go with my nachos, but the idea is to go whole salad.<\/p>\n<p>Salad rules.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s what Shakespeare said about it:  &#8220;O that brave Ceasar.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><insert laugh or sneer here as needed><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My diet and I are on a break from each<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1073","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dieting"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1073","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1073"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1073\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1073"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1073"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.writerlyhaphazardry.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1073"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}